I am contemplating contacting the networks about making a new commercial. It will feature me or some other better looking mom, doing wondrous, ponderous things such as.....du, du, du.......changing a diaper or.....putting the clothes in the drier. It will be colorful and awesome with cutely decorated rooms and a beautiful garden which the awesome mom is weeding (or not) and then......at the end of the commercial break it will say......can you guess???????
My name is Martha Ingebretson and..... I'm.......a...... Lutheran. This will stop all the prejudice against Lutherans I am sure. All that crossing of themselves and such and living life. We need to set the record straight. I know that most people contemplate the weird behavior of Lutherans. Yes. You know they do.